A beginner’s guide to getting full service at an erotic massage parlour. Here you will find comprehensive information about getting a massage for this first time and what ‘full service’ includes.
To help explain we have asked prolific erotic masseuse Daisy Wu to explain step by step what a typical appointment is like.
So let’s get started.
Me:
“So Daisy, you have been an erotic masseuse in London for what 4 years?”
Daisy:
“Nearly coming up to my fifth year, it’s just crazy how time flies. I’ve been at my current parlour for just over three years. Before that I worked at some really sketchy places, parlours with low standards really aren’t the same thing at all! I would always recommend going to an established parlour, my rule of thumb is- if the website for a parlour is poorly made and it does not have images of the masseuses working there then don’t go to it. It’s not that hard to find a good one really (thanks to the internet).”
Me:
“Would you say that you get the same kind of guys coming for a massage all the time?”
Daisy:
“I mean I have regular clients sure, but if you’re asking whether they are all the same type of guy then the answer is a big no! I give massages to every ‘type’ of guy under the sun: young, old, foreign, local, extremely wealthy, your average Joe… everyone gets massages.”
Me:
“How would you explain ‘full service’ to someone that doesn’t know?”
Daisy:
“Well full service isn’t a type of massage per say, basically when you are booking your massage you will be asked if you want a happy ending or full service. A happy ending package includes a massage of your choice (whether that be Nuru, prostate, tantric etc.)with hand relief- basically, alongside your massage you get a fancy hand job. If you opt instead for full service, you get the massage of your choice, oral and sex… the ‘full package’. You can also get extras on top of that but you’re best enquiring about those with the parlour you book with because everywhere is slightly different.”
Me:
“Do you have to decide between a happy ending or full service before your appointment or can you decide when you are there?”
Daisy:
“You can decide when you’re there, a lot of people do. Both services last one hour so when you’re booking you are really just booking your slot. It doesn’t matter at that point what service you decide on or which package.”
Me:
“So how do you book?”
Daisy:
“Some parlours don’t do bookings and have a walk in policy (these tend to be the sketchy ones I would recommend you avoid) The more respectable (proper) ones with trained masseuses typically have the choice of booking online, via text or over the phone. I know from the parlour I work in now it’s better to text or phone because you will be dealt with instantly, email bookings tend to take a couple of hours to be responded to. As parlours, like mine, only take bookings for that day it is much more efficient to phone, to avoid disappointment and losing your slot. I do get that some people get nervous and a bit embarrassed talking to the receptionists over the phone but you’ve just gotta ride it out. Our receptionists have heard it all, so nothing you can say could possibly be embarrassing to them. If you don’t ask you don’t get right?”
Me:
“Ok so I’ve called up, I’ve booked, and then what happens?”
Daisy:
“Have you booked an incall or an outcall appointment?”
Me:
“A what and a what?”
Daisy:
“Oh right yes, this is more ‘lingo’ you need to know about. Simply put, an incall is when you go into a parlour for your massage. An outcall is when the masseuse goes to you, whether that’s to your hotel room, private residence, office even! (very rare that we get asked that though) Obviously, an outcall is more expensive as you will need to cover the masseuses’ travel costs, but it does mean you don’t have to leave your bed so guess it’s really just up to you.”
Me:
“Ah I see alright well say I have decided to get an incall, then what happens?”
Daisy:
“Once you’ve made your incall booking you will be sent the address, you will go to that address when you are booked in for (don’t worry about being 10 mins early or late, it isn’t that strict) then you call reception, tell them you have arrived and a girl will come and meet you. She will take you into the parlour and you can select which girl you want (if you haven’t already booked in with the masseuse of your choice from selecting off the website.) Then you will be taken to one of the massage rooms and well… you have your treatment. All refutable parlours have shower facilities; you can shower before if you’re feeling a bit sweaty and gross or shower after, you can even shower before and after if you like! Some clients don’t bother getting a shower and that’s fine too, whatever you’re comfortable with. Some clients like to get a ‘soapy shower’, this is where you get a shower with your masseuse, it can be very intimate and fun and is a really good way to start a session.”
Me:
“Would a soapy shower be an extra?”
Daisy:
“Yeah, normal showers are free but one with your masseuse would be an extra twenty pound.”
Me:
“What would happen if I asked for full service but couldn’t get it up?”
Daisy:
“A lot of clients ask this and you’d be surprised how rare that actually happens. The massage makes you so relaxed, and the masseuse spends the entire session building your sex drive and teasing… most men can’t get it down! Occasionally some men do have issues with impotency but any trained masseuse is equipped with knowledge of various techniques that alleviate impotency- if you don’t want to try that there is still plenty of other nice things you can do with your masseuse…”
Me:
“Right of course! Well, thanks for chatting with us Daisy, you’ve given us a real insight.”
Daisy:
“Anytime, and if I might plug the agency I work for while I’m here…”
Me:
“Of course, it would be great to be able to recommend a good parlour to our readers.”
Daisy:
“Well then, if you are in London and after an affordable and authentic service then book in with Sensual Adventure, you can check out our website and the full service massage section here. Call us on 07769005359.”
Me:
“There you have it, folks! Please feel free to share your first-time massage experience below! Let’s get a discussion going…”
Best,
Steve
